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The act of stomping a hoe like a ninja
Eric: "Jon lets go ninja stomp that ho on the corner"
Jon: "Ight but while we ninja stomping her lets beastmode dat ho 2"
Ho: "WTF U DOIN TO ME!!"
Jon n Eric: "Ninja stomping u"
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a person who is usually sleeping, and another person takes their penis and smacks it across their (the person who is sleeping) face to wake them up and the slap by the penis wakes the person up, usually the person ends up with a red mark on his or her's face from the slap
Hey man tyler is passed out what should we do to him? and the friend replies: Give him a mushroom stomp but aim for the top lip between the nose and the lip!
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Technical term from the photography field. A Comp Stomp occurs when a person's artistic sense and visualization causes them to....well, completely copy your photo composition by lining up so close to you that you can feel their body heat and sense a complete violation of human space.
Extra points go to motivated Comp Stompers who practically dry hump you while taking a photo, massage your leg with their tripod, and cause condensation on the back of your neck from them breathing so close to you.
Hall of Fame Comp Stompers will act completely baffled when you protest that they are just a little too close to you for comfort, then inch their equipment a couple inches closer when you are not looking. Photoshop workshop groups are filled with Hall of Fame Comp Stompers.
Of course, a Comp Stomper could go find their own photo location, but why not just copy somebody who is better, or appears to have nicer equipment?
"I can't stand going out to shoot with Tim, all he does is Comp Stomp me after I decide what to shoot."
"Bob is the worst Comp Stomper I have ever seen, his tripod was way too happy to see me."
"Did you see that huge photo workshop Comp Stomping me? I got here 2 hours for sunrise, and all they want to do is crush me because they can't find their own place to shoot."
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To make a fight unfair by recruiting all of your friends ({bro}'s), thereby outnumbering the non-bro.
"This dude spilled beer on my new shirt, I'm gonna call up 10 of my buddies and bro stomp his ass"
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To beat down a person and/or persons. Does not necessarily entail actually kicking or stomping on someone with your feet.
"Yo this cat tried to grab my girl's ass right in front of me. Guess what I had to do, son? That's right...I had to stomp his bitch ass out in front of his peoples. Wooo! 'Coold blood-eeed!' (c) Rick James...bitch"
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An act that usually occurs at the United States Naval Academy, as the dorm rooms do not have toilets. Instead of “chopping” down the hall and running the risk of encountering a training sergeant, first-year students (plebes) will defecate in the shower and attempt to stomp their excrement down the waffle-shaped drain. Unfortunately, the putrid smell does not go away easily.
“You Fourth-class Mids better not be waffle stomping in these rooms!”
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A mugging and/or mob attack by people who follow up with an alibi containing the word, "dindu". Contrary to the claim that this is racist, it is about a speech impediment which spans across the spectrum of violent youth. It refers to a behavioral association, and calling it racist is just cultural appropriation on their part.
Onlookers wanted to show other people how badly the kid got dindu-stomped by a huge mob of youths, so nobody called 911 in time to stop the beating.
"Aw damn, they got a white boy! Somebody call someone! Damn! I'm too busy getting this on video!"
By the time mall security arrived, the boy lay groaning unconscious after being kicked and stomped on the head, ribs, vital organs. The mob had dispersed and the only remaining were just there to make sure nobody snitched.
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