study hole

-(n)- 1.) a confined space where one secludes oneself to absorb information.

2.) a crevice, orifice, or portal where the uptake of new unlearned information is absorbed.

Alex: "hey man wanna come out to the bars tonight?"
Butters: "Nah, I can't, I have to go to my study hole, huge exam tomorrow"

Alex: "bummer"

pastoral studies

the study of cow tending. offered at most institutions of higher learning, like SMU.

girl who shalt remain nameless: "i'm going to take a pastoral studies course"

father of girl: "what do you do there?"

girl: "you take care of cows"

father + family + friend: *silence*

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study bean

Adderall or other related drug

I popped a 20mg study bean and wrote 3 essays and studied for 4 exams

study fat

The fat that accumulates on one's body due to study habbits around examination and assignment periods. Often caused by frantic all night stints whereby the student consumes takeout dinner, midnight lollies, 4am cake and breakfast icecream.

I finally finished my exams, now I have 8kg of study fat to shred.

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study hunger

that insatiable hunger that continues to distract you when studying for essays/exams. and no matter how damn much you snack or drink, it does not go away. more common when reading then writing.

MAJOR attack of study hunger today meant i got almost nothing done :(

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bored of studies

A virtual haven for geeks titularly claiming to be 'bored' of studies despite being incapable of nothing but talking about it, sometimes even years after leaving highschool. Some even consider the site a means of recreation (as opposed to pro-creation).

Felix: Hey Urkle, *draws breath from puffer* we should.. *wipes glasses* make a website devoted to resources for students in year 12.

Urkle: Great idea, what should we... *wipes pimple ridden nose* what should we call it?

Felix: How about 'bored of studies', but spelt 'B.O.R.E.D' our chemistry teacher would get a laugh out of that name, even though we're blatantly contradicting our sex deprived selves.

Urkle: Yeah, even Miss Miller would find that name somewhat humerous. We have such a shameless, dry sense of humour; but I'll do anything to boost our assignment marks *ejaculates into Math Quest textbook*

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business studies

The WORST subject you could ever pick for GCSE. The teachers are about 5 years older than you which means they don’t know what the fuck their talking about. And if you thought you had any chance of passing this pathetic subject the coursework will ruin any chances of you getting a decent grade because its pure shit and isn’t even written properly.

business studies is a waste of time cause you learn a bunch of stuff that has NOTHING to do with the coursework
if you chose it your fucked!

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