When you stay at the Sheraton in Hawaii and Sheraton Surfers hog all the waves despite being horrible at surfing. Most use their surfboards as boogie boards, or stand up wobbling for five seconds before face-planting into the water.
Dave: Lets go surfing!
Leon: Nah man, there are like 200 Sheraton Surfers.
He/She who indulges in anal penetration with same sex or one that has fetishes with farm animals
Tom met up with his friend james and sky surfer all night night when they went to the zoo!
Similar to the Breaded Chicken. However, instead of using one's naughty bits, you give your "romantic partner" a shocker while said hand is covered in sand.
Yooo... dude... I was totally makin' out with this chick after hittin' the waves and she totally let me give her a Friendly Surfer!
When you flush the toilet and take a shit while the water is going down
in order to avoid a loud noise the james made a brown surfer.
Beach blonde hair, Usually have a gay name like Sam and wears Mad Huey clothing. Will ask for snaps for a rate.
Strohfeldt is a Surfer Fag.
A condition often related to extended periods of Internet-surfing, causing the mouse hand to feel uncomfortably cold.
Can be cured by wearing gloves.
After browsing hilarious YouTube videos for hours, I realised I had to stop due to my ever-worsening Surfers Hand.