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When a man fills a women's vagina with dishwasher soap to wash the fesis off his penis after plundering her anus.
Dude I had so much poop on my dick after fucking her ass that I had to use the Swedish Dishwasher technique.
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A particularly painful sexual position involving any form of cider although traditionally pear kopparberg. Inserted, anally, position is generally performed from behind. Some people like to use a shoe horn to give leverage to the sphincter. Research suggests the practise began in ancient ireland, using guinness and a funnel made from sheepskin. Whilst traditionally favored by Catholic priests, in recent years the practise has become a cult phenomenon. More recently, the addition of ice cubes inserted analy prior to the cider has proven to be very popular in canada and other northern countries. Once the can has naturally made its way back out, the battery powered pump then has it blow and suck functions used alternatively until the anus returns to its regular size. The process is the repeated.
Placing an open can of cider up the rectum followed by a small working pump alternately used to blow, then suck until anus returns to normal. Repeat. This is the Swedish leafblower
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A breakfast buffet consisting of various crunchy flatbreads (like giant Ryvita), cold meats, pickles, pate, jam etc.
Whilst on Gothenbug on business, Sapan and I enjoyed a particularly fine Swedish breakfast.
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When a man cums on his partners back and lets it harden, then when hardened peels it off and eats it.
I was hungry last night so I ate some swedish pancakes off of your mom
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The act of cumming into a danish, pastry or some variety of sandwich to feed to an unsuspecting female.
Hey Dean, that was a fantastic Swedish Twinkie you fed to Beatrice. She had no fucking idea!
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When a man is getting a blowjob, and right before he comes, he inserts his penis in her nostril, shoots his jizz inside her nose, so that it comes out of the other nostril. See: Neti Pot.
Inga to her girlfriend Greta: Last night I was giving Bjorn a blowjob, when all of a sudden, he pulled out and gave me a Swedish blowback! That asshole! I had to use my neti pot for an hour to get all the jizz out!
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during sex a woman(or man) stands on her head while the man stands upright in front of her and uses a soft surface like a bed or trampoline to utilize up and down momentum
"last night she got a spain in her neck from doing the swedish pogostick"
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