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A horrible comb-over hair style that incorporates the frontal bangs of male pattern baldness. More common with late 30's to mid 40's men or the short time period before they shave their head with a #2 guard.
Hey, look at that guys jet sweep
The act of cleaning up your cum with the tip of your penis, usually after sex.
"I was sticky sweeping my cum after fucking Beth in the parking lot, because I had nothing to clean it up."
to linger outside the club after closing, still searching for Mr./Mrs. RightNow
Yo, get your fat friend to stop street sweeping so we can go to Dennys!
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For the midly hearing impaired, "sweep the lick" refers to a scene in the first Karate Kid movie where the coach to Daniel-son's nemesis, Cobra-Kai, tells Cobra-Kai to "sweep the LEG." However, this phrase, said low and mumbly sounds like "sweep the lick," especially with young audiences.
two people are play wrestling, one says to the other, "sweep the lick," refering to the karate kid movie, the other starts laughing and laughing, and then says, did you mean "sweep the leg, gunner?" (more laughter) After that, the term is always referred to as "sweep the lick" because it is much funnier than its counterpart
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When a sports team wins a playoff series in 5 games instead of a sweep. They let the other team win one game. Often the one loss is an away loss.
It was a gentleman’s sweep in the 2015 NBA Finals when the warriors beat the cavs 4-1.
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This is the equivelent of tackle bag but applies only to a woman. A chimney sweep would be a man sought after for only a one night romp for the purpose of keeping the female genitalia current and up to date.
Jess hadn't slept with anyone in a few months so she went to the bar in hopes of locating a chimney sweep to bring her sex life back to active status.
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When you give a chick a tracheotomy, then fuck her in her trach-hole.
bonus points if you blow your load and it comes out her nose. (aka "the white sneeze from betwixt the knees")
Boyfriend: Oh no, my girlfriends choking! Does anyone know the heimlich?
Hero: Step aside, I'll handle this. (hands on hips)
(Our hero then picks a knife up off the table, stabs her in the throat, drops trou, and fucks the hell out of her neck. The food flies into her boyfriends face. Semen dribbles out her nose."
Hero: And that's the chimney sweep (exits through window, hero-styles)
Random: Yo, was that a chimney sweep to white sneeze from betwixt the knees?! And one bitches!
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