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intelligent person: look at you ya whore, couldn't keep em crossed huh
teen mom: shut up the condom broke!
intellient person: ya ya thats what they all say
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The rumbling felt in the stomach after drinking; before one has to use the bathroom. Similar to the transformation noise in the 80's hit movie Teen Wolf.
Shawn woke up next to a skaliwag with a headache, a reason to get tested, and one mean Teen-Wolf.
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The secret code that only noob teens know and use. Used while chatting, it can be the savior of the teen in question to keep their parents from finding out how much of a skank they are. Always used to subtley tell the other person to change the subject.
9/99 Teen Code - Fredrick:I luv Mary's tits.
Augustus: 9!
Fredrick: Nice day at school, wasnt it mate?
Augustus: 99.
Parent Over Shoulder Teen Code (pos) - Georgia: Steve ate me out but i had a yeast infection.
Martha: oh crap pos
Georgia: We should make cookies next time we sleep over!
Martha: Okay she left. Did he have dough on his lip afterwords?
QQ Teen Code (quiet, q?) - Bert: dude, we should totally smoke reefer tomorrow.
Ernie: qq i love to read books.
Bert: Ya, me too. Harry Potter is so great.
eep Teen Code (emergency eavesdroping parent) - Samantha: Im pregnant! Emanuel: eep! I hate homework!
etc.
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The condition of being a whore between the ages of 13 and 19 who gets herself knocked up.
Wow, way to be teen pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears, way to keep your legs open.
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A person so devoid of knowledge and intellect that they cannot help but have unprotected sex, mostly because they cannot control their urges or use birth control properly.
Teen parents tend to be uneducated, poorly-mannered, take up large amounts of resources and tend to raise their children to act accordingly.
Abortion: Talk someone into it.
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1. Incorrect pronunciation of the word Poutine. Usually used by english Canadians living outside of Quebec.
2. A version of Poutine served outside of Quebec. Generally made with inferior curd cheese or shredded chedder. Sometimes used in a derisive fashion.
1. I'll have combo #1 with a Pepsi, but can I get Poo-Teen instead of fries?
2. Gross! The cheese in my Poo-Teen is shredded and melted into the fries!
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