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When you give a midday blowjob to your boyfriend for the purpose of videoing it for another person. Bonus points for living in Arkansas.
Man:”Time for a Tennessee Drive by.”
Her:”who should we send it to this time?”
Using an electric, rotating egg beater as a dildo
Gia tried to give herself a Tennessee Twister the other day, and now she's in the hospital
A position where you have to picture a 69- with a threesome, of course. Can be done with two guys and one girl, two girls and one guy, three guys, or three girls. The result is a magnificent triangle, though there's little known about how it came from Tennessee.
Tara and Sara argued over who would get eaten by Justin in their Tennessee triangle.
Tennessee Sneezer :
A meth huffing trailer park Diva.
Dude 1:
I was trouncing the tradesman's entrance of a Tennessee Sneezer when, she gripple locked my porn piston in a blood farting death grip.
Dude 2:
Your sick
Anyone who is a loyal jack daniels drinker;
The person in question must drink it straight ( no chasers ) and can survive an entire weekend living on nothing but. They are usually seen clutching a bottle all the time and require no glass ( very classy! ). Are also known to buy strangers copious amounts of jack shots in order to turn them to the dark side.
Nice way to call someone an alcoholic.
Did you see Devin at the party, he's a real Tennessee Vampire.
That stupid Tennessee Vampire drank all my good whiskey
Jill's been a Tennessee Vampire for a hundred years!!
All the Jack in the freeze belongs to the Tennessee Vampire
When a man places his balls (one over each eye) while a woman or man is sleeping with his butt hole towards her/his mouth so she can then awaken to eat his ass. The act of saddling his HOrsE while she is sleeping.
Girl1 :Man I got Tennessee saddled,When a man places his balls (one over each eye) while a woman or man is sleeping with his butt hole towards her/his mouth so she can then awaken to eat his ass. The act of saddling his HOrsE while she is sleeping, last night by my tinder hookup."
Girl 2: oh how nice of you to be his saddle
Girl 1: I l love being a good seat to ride
Dude 1: Dude I Tennessee Saddled my bitch and road off into the sunset.
Dude 2: Nice dude you totally saddled her.
Dude 1: Thanks bro I just totally the Tennessee Saddle
After you have inserted your dip into your partner’s ass while performing a Tennessee muzzle loader, upon completion you remove the dip and re-insert it into your mouth
That Tennessee reloader sure has a kick