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When mid way through an anal sex session the man pulls out leaving a gaping hole. He quickly pours in a shot of tequila and rams back in shooting the tequila all over both participants.
Man, I had to run to the liquor store quick last night because my girl wanted a tequila cock blast and you drank all the Cuervo.
A m3n among m3n, his m3nliness is vastly unmatched, even among the ranks of the myg0ts and non-g0ts.
Most notable of his raging feats includes the sp0rking of many people in the Steampowered forums, which caused many of us at the boards and irc to rifk intensely.
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The best f*cking tequila in the world
The Dirty Sanchez Tequila is the perfect combination of sweet and spicy.
A blended drink consisting of 1 pint of tequila, 1 can of refried beans, and a cup of orange juice. Must be consumed straight from the blender in full. Usually the outcome of a bet due to its unpleasant taste, and should be video taped for evidence later. Acronym is TMB.
Tony can't wait to drink that tequila mud butt.
It starts as auto-erotic asphyxiation, then takes a turn once you add lime juice and salt to your member, proceeding by masturbating furiously.
Did you hear about Ryan? He's in the ER after a botched Tequila Jerk-Knot.
When you take a tequila shot from a girls vagina via test tube shooter and then eat her out.
I gave that bitch a tequila tongue twister and she squirted everywhere!
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The burning, non solid shit that you get after a long night of drinking tequila and biting limes.
Dude you bought a Handle of Jose Cuervo? I better go buy some more toilet paper for the Tequila after-party taking place in your bathroom tommorow afternoon.
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