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What some people think of the sport of football (NOT fùtbol) when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.
Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch foot-testicle on telly even though it's Supertolietbowl Sunday. I know that you hate football with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.
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The little balls of deodorant that form on your armpits when your deodorant balls up (only happens with white deodorant)
I knew that deodorant was no good... It balled right up and gave me armpit testicles!
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A slang term used by females in conjunction with the words 'suck my' to emphasize when they really don't give a f**k about a particular subject.
Girl 1: 'The Royal Wedding can suck my metaphorical testicles'.
Girl 2: '...'
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The greasy film left over genitals after a night of filthy sex
the testicle-demiglaze I have now is strong enough to bring a tear to a donkey's eye.
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another word for cum
I filled my cum bucket with testicle paint
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A very famous and widespread holiday that occurs on the first Tuesday of every month. Created in 1469 by Emperor Paltitties of the Roman empire.
Hey jimmy m9 its testicle tuesday, i brought the vodka!
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A punch to the testicles. Usually used as a "threat" in general conversation.
Guy 1: Dude, I am going to sign up for porn emails and list your work email.
Guy 2: If you do that, you're getting a testicle punch.
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