No thanks Susan

When you decide not to do something crazy and back down.

I’m totally gonna jump off this cliff!
Oh shit, it’s like 50 ft, no thanks Susan.

Thank-jacking

When someone writes a 'happy birthday' message on someone else's wall and you comment 'same'

Dude, on Facebook I was doing some thank-jacking!

Azveed-"Hi Lauren have a great day"

Dom comments "Same"

No thanks bro

An act of declining

When the presidence daughter says she want wants some over time with you

-No thanks bro-

Thanks Dad

When somebody either gives you information or advice you don't care for, or you are somehow wronged due to peculiar circumstances, you say "Thanks Dad".

When someone says: "You shouldn't put granola bars in the toaster" and removes them, you say "Thanks Dad"

A stray frisbee from a nearby game strikes you. You state "Thanks Dad" to nobody in particular.

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Thanks Granddad

A) Phrase used to express appreciation towards one's Grandfather.

B) Phrase used to express appreciation towards someone whilst simultaneously belittling party A's affection for said Grandfather.

Granddad: Dinner's ready Sam.
Sam: Thanks Granddad.

Du Fresne: Hey dude I totally penetrated your wife last night.
Logan: Oh thanks Granddad!

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thank yew

A catch phrase used often by Tatianna from RPDR season 2/ all stars 2.

Person 1: Um, I don't think you're seeing that Tyra is a complete bitch.
Person 2: That was frank.
Person 1: Thank yew.

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Thanks Shanks

When you wanna say thank you in the coolest way possible.
You say Thanks Shanks!
Believe me, your social status will go way up when you start using that term ;)
Oh and if someone says it to you..
You gotta say
Welcome Shmelcom ;)
Thats just how it goes.

Terry: Yo Jen i just found out the party is starting at 9 sharp ;)
Jen: Good to know! Thanks Shanks ;)
Terry: Welcome Shmelcome.

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