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1. Hipster douche
2. Untalented hipster douche
3. Douche
"Why does she keep pretending to like Andy Warhol? And this terrible movie Sideways?"
"She's a film student."
"-nod in understanding-"
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A large student forum where you are treated as scum if your views aren't entirely left wing.
If you have negative views on homosexuality, immigration, animal rights, Islam or any other religion, or disagree with political correctness in any way, shape or form - Then you will be 'punished' with a thing called negative reputation, and once you have negative reputation, you will never be taken seriously again.
The people with enormous amounts of reputation are known as 'CUNTS'. These are the biggest idiots I've ever seen, and they hold the strongest left wing views. These people are the sort of people that get jobs as health and safety executives and ban christmas decorations because they pose a fire hazard. Or the sort of people that believe we should ban pigs and jews just in case they offend muslims.
User 1:
I think that 2 men raising a child poses a problem for that child as he or she will be relentlessly bullied in school because of it.
User 2:
DIE DIE DIE YOU FUCKING BIGOTTED NAZI SCUM! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, HITLER OR SOMETHING? NAH, HITLER WAS MUCH NICER THAN YOU!
HOW CAN YOU EVEN BEGIN TO THINK THAT GAYS SHOULDN'T RAISE CHILDREN?!? ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS?!! OF COURSE THEY SHOULD, THEY ARE MORE CAPABLE OF RAISING A CHILD THAN YOU! YOU FASCIST, RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC, PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING. I SHOULD WALK ROUND TO YOUR HOUSE AND KILL YOU WHERE YOU STAND, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR IDIOCY. GAYS ARE PEOPLE TOO! GET THE FUCK OFF THE STUDENT ROOM, NOW!
*neg rep neg rep neg rep*
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A bank note taken out by a late-stage child for a quarter of a million dollars to assist them in getting a job that pays thirty thousand dollars a year. Once attained, it's required that you drink overpriced beer and cocktails while congregating with other loan holders to complain about how people who found other means to success should pay for the balance of the bill.
"When that hunk, Joe Biden, talks about wiping out my student loans, I get wet and need new panties."
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Student digs are student accomondations
Hey are you staying in the student digs?
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A drug combination of ibuprofen and caffeine pills.
"Dude, I did so well on my last exam!"
"I told you student flipping is the only way to study!"
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A stage in the life cycle of human beings; common precursor to politicians, hippies, CEO's, cab drivers, scientists, interns, and doctors. Also a reference to hipsters with overzealous aspirations for the environment.
John: "On my way to Nunavut, some miserable cunt of a hipster tried to tell me that polar bear hunting is harmful to the planet."
Henry: "You see Old Boy, that's the current juxtaposition of university students these days; if it isn't about a trend, it's about polar bears."
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1. A person who studies philosophy in school.
2. A person who has the ability to argue, prove anything and everything.
3. A person who has an existential crisis every 4 months.
4. A person who will need financial support from their parents/engineering friends after graduation.
5. A person who attends manyphilosophy student party's.
Sara: Whoah John, you look puzzled, what happened?
John: I'm not sure whether or not I really exist.
Sara: Well why the sudden confusion about your existence John?
John: I was just talking to my friend Billy, he's a philosophy student.
Sara: I see, that usualy happens when you talk to them. I try and avoid philosophy student encounters. Quick, let's get you to a science class fast!
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