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Cal High

California high school, bitchy ass teachers, the only good teacher is Mrs. Gilson. all the Pe teachers r horrible and rude. and total pervs, the kids, well DRUGGIES, and Sluts, thhat about covers it, theres the slim few of us that r typicaly "scene" but we tend to consider this school as the SUNSET STRIP of nor cal, no joke, sex drugs and rock and roll, and ovcourse alcohol, hella lightweights around here, if ur not smokin behind the school or at the skate park ur at the Forest not many ppl go there anymore, Cops r bored out of there ass here, anyone will get stopped for no reason, theres nothing to do but the skate park, fuck people, smoke, and the mall which isnt even in our city, so thats y were the sunset strip school,. its funny if u live here cuz wigger nation, asian invasion, and "ghetto" kids think they rule the school. kids pop and such durn class no joke its sad, haha lots of bands here,

yo What you doin today?
Ditchin CAL high to go smoke at the Forest

Where u AT
shitty ass Cal, smokin,

by jaimeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee July 25, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


nor-cal

rich white kids with lifted trucks that think they are hell of extreme and hard core

fuck yaa nor-cal extreme lets get in our 30in lifted truck and ride around the mall

by goodi April 21, 2005

32๐Ÿ‘ 97๐Ÿ‘Ž


cal ripken

when you have three thousand BALLS slammed into your ass over the course of the season

George Michael scored a cal ripken while vacationing in san francisco.

by shikky August 10, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cal Luck

n. The overwhelming tendency to get screwed over in every non-vital yet meaningful aspect of life. Cal Luck exists solely to contradict and mock those who have it.

If you would have gotten laid were it not for an unrelated and seemingly trivial event, you have Cal Luck.

If you successfully coax someone into taking the bad end of a lopsided bet and lose anyways, you have Cal Luck.

If you win coin flips but only when they are not important, you have Cal Luck.

If you get hit by an RV, you do not have Cal Luck....you are dead.

If a hurricane destroys your home, you do not have Cal Luck...you probably deserved it.

If you make a bet with a hot girl about a coin flip, heads she hooks up with you, tails you hook up with her, and you win, but an ensuing hurricane destroys her RV, crushing her to death in the process, you definitely have Cal Luck.

by the afflicted March 28, 2006

4๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cal-im

FAGGOTS WHO ARENT GOOD AT CS BUT THINK THEYRE HOT SHIT LOL MOST OF THEM WONT MAKE IT INTO MAIN, AND THE REST WONT GET PAST ITLOL. WTF.

Counter-Forces is for dick sucking faggots.

420thFagg0t : DUDE HES HACKING WTF
nigger^hater : nah dude he's cal-im

by KYLE K January 11, 2005

19๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cal Bear

people who sleep most of the day, eat, and are constantly on facebook keeping up with notifications.

he man you a cal bear?

No!

Because you are just sleeping and facebooking it!

by Mr.Hype November 1, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


nor cal

The dumbest way to refer to northern California. Usually heard from the lips of spoiled ass college folk. Also a horrible line of clothing worn by the same worthless trash described in the prior sentence.

UCSC student: "(wearing a fucking Nor Cal sweatshirt/t-shirt/hat)"
Me: "Santa Cruz insn't even northern California you fucking idiot - try central coast."

by Mike Anarch September 22, 2005

118๐Ÿ‘ 519๐Ÿ‘Ž