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The act of getting your ass eaten out by a chick while you're taking a piss.
Did you and Stacy go all the way last night?
Nah she was tired so she just gave me a Canadian Blumpkin.
A Canadian spider who from time to time will jump off the ground and fly a short distance, landing on someone's face. It will then begin to munch and chew on the unfortunate person's face.
Some cooking show: "The rare Canadian facemuncher can sometimes be found in herbal teas and other such drinks."
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Today it refers to any outfit consisting of a denim jacket, with denim jeans. Originating in the 1950s, crooner Bing Crosby was nearly rejected from an upscale hotel in Vancouver, BC (Canada) because he had been wearing an all-denim outfit. Levis heard of this and sent him a special-made all denim tuxedo.
Justin looked completely ridiculous wearing his Canadian tuxedo.
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A stabbing implement fasioned from frozen shit.
Got into a fight with an eskimo and that fuck reached into the snow and stabbed me with a canadian switchblade!
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A Canadian margarita is a sexual act in which a freshly harvested lily flower is dabbed around the rim of someone's asshole, followed by a dollop of cottage cheese, which is topped off with hot sauce. Once everything is in place and the table is set, all the contents are slurped up by tongue, all the ingredients must be consumed. This is roughly equivalent to boofing hot sauce.
Did you hear that last night Sam and Mary got Canadian margaritas and then gave them to the guys too?
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Oh eh, Tom's trying out the Canadian Enema eh. Let's watch.