When a grown man invades someone’s home just to put a person’s flatulence into a jar
That weirdo! He’s nothing but an Ohio Gay Fart Collector
Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?
Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?
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PointCrow: Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?
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Person 2: How'd you get in my- Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?
PointCrow: HAHHAHAHA!
Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety? Disease
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One who collects bitches in their car/mode of transportation. Often is employed by the HBIC as a designated driver, the one the bitches trust their lives with on the road, or whoever the HBIC can get to pick up the bitches.
"The HBIC requests that you be the bitch collector tonight. We need rides to dinner and then the party after. You have the biggest car." (Bitch to potential bitch collector)
A player that hooks up with women, solely to "be the very best, like no one ever was". Just like in Pokémon, where the player collects badges; the vag-collector collects vaginas.
Girl 1: Hey this cute guy asked me out, should I go out with him?
Girl 2: Don't bother, you're just a number to him; he's a total vag-collector.
A man who keeps score of his many sexual conquests, and treats sex as a competitive sport.
Did you hear that Joe slept with 12 girls this month?
Yeah, he's telling everyone. Dude's a total panty collector.
Someone who is never satisfied with the couch they currently have.
Henry: "Dude, my mom keeps buying couches, and then they aren't good enough to her... so we donate them to Salvation Army. But since I'm a guy, I have to move them all. We've had like 5 different couches in the last 2 years!"
Matthew: "Bro.. she a couch collector."