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To constantly bug people to get something you have that you don't want and constantly reject you
Mary: did you see him
Jenny: yeah the guy that was being such a Doritos salesman like he can be such a thot and I'm sure glad he's not my bae
Mary: Ikr PREACH girl!!!!
The speed that you maintain in Walmart to get what you need fast enough to leave, but slow enough to not draw attention to yourself and let your mind process the information you need. (Can be used to find things other than Doritos, like clearing rooms in a gunfight.)
we're falling behind a little bit, lets kick it up to Dorito speed.
When you eat Doritos right before you go to bed, and when you wake up you feel like shit
Last night was so wild, I got the worst dorito face in the world.
After eating many snack products one might be found. It refers to the thick "flavor" powder that gets stuck to your finger after eating that style of snack food
Johny had mad Dorito finger after pounding a whole bag of awesome snacks
When you finger someone’s asshole after having a tasty snack on some Doritos. After fingering all the Dorito powder into the recipients butt you then crouch down and let them fart on your face shooting Dorito powder with the fart onto your face. This becomes what is reffered to as Dorito Face.
Ex:My dad may have left me but at least he gave me Dorito Face before he left.
an annoying, player of the flute who snacks on doritos while playing in band.
Man cant you get those chips away from the dorito girl?
When you're in the boys locker room, you catch a sudden whiff of a terrible smell, almost similar to Doritos. Then the first damn word that pops from your mind is Sweat, the second word is Doritos! Sweaty Doritos!
Guy 1: Oh my god, someone in here smells like Sweaty Doritos!
Guy 2: Hey that's racist, just because I'm Mexican and I eat Doritos!