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cherry garcia break

When you pause in the middle of sex to go snack on some Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream. The maneuver is often announced with an emphatic "Cherry Garcia Break !"

Freddo: "Did you end up piping that cute girl last night?"
Jimmo: "Yeah bro, but I got a little hungry halfway through so I stopped to eat some cherry garcia"
Freddo: "Cherry Garcia Break !"

by asapcoccy January 14, 2022


MICHAEL GARCIA

One messed up dude who kisses his cousin and fucks his mom and his grandma if he is really feeling it.

I WANNA BE A MICHAEL GARCIA

by Heyyyyyyyyo January 24, 2019

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Jonathan Garcia

A pervert with no life who will never lose his virginity

Jonathan Garcia is an absolute loser

by I fucked yo granny April 23, 2022

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David J. Garcia

A pseudonym for a midgetine novelist with a bad attitude and a taste for psychotic women. Makes all of his money primarily off of (Scary) stories where everybody dies. Likes to call himself DJ occasionally.

A popular phrase used for David J. Garcia: Looks like you pulled a Deej!
Mostly attributed to a crisis in (DJ)'s life involving a young woman and some nondescript activity that may or may not incriminate the young writer.

by BlackRose69 May 14, 2013

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elisa garcia mead

Elisa went the wrong way when going home, you could say she’s directionally challenged

Definition of Elisa Garcia mead

by Granddaddypurp October 8, 2020


juan carlos garcia

The most generous, selfless, honest, and kindest man you could ever meet. He cooks. He cleans. He whispers sweet Spanish nothings. He is a keeper.

Lady: I think he is the one.
Friend: Must be Juan Carlos Garcia

by Quick711 December 3, 2016

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andres garcia-ruiz

The nicest, smartest, funniest guy in eight grade. You will fall in love with him instantly.

Andres Garcia-Ruiz loves video games.

by moo im a cow December 17, 2015

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