Random
Source Code
Random
The arts of the Jedi, usually involving lightsaber combat
You fool! I've been trained in your jedi arts by Count Dooku!
jedi breskvice is a blakan slang used me and my friend. It means: Life is short, you just keep eating peaches.
person 1: Život je kratak bralee al ti samo jedi breskvice.
person 2: Adila, this is such a good advice, I will.
Someone who has a luminous condom and sword fights profusely with his brother or any other close family. Once finished you will gain all the knowledge of the Jedi and the force with excrete from your peepee
Shit bro I feel it I’m now a dick Jedi and one with the force
A Jedi padawan, knight or master - who can candyflip up to 5X categories while pitching mace windu and yoda.
Huey: How did the pitch go, my grey jedi?
Munja: I almost bailed, I was trippin’ so hard.
Huey: At least they didn’t break your leg. Or your jaw.
Guy named doug who played star wars and since has forever declared himself, Jedi Doug.
I am Jedi Doug, feel my force powers baby.
9👍 10👎
The act of having so much force within your body that the lords of darkness suck it out vacuum style from a girl's pussy after she has masturbated or had sexual intercourse. It typically ends in an explosion of blood, mucus, cum, and shit.
"I was so filled with the force that I jedi queefed!"
8👍 9👎
to destroy old favorite characters in order to put new, fanfic-level characters on that pedestal.
"Have you played Last Of Us 2?"
"Yeah. They totally Last Jedied Ellie and Joel for Macho Ma'am."
7👍 7👎