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A game played by the New York Mets which ends in the most mindblowing outcome causing us to lose. Most of the time it generally follows the Mets having the lead for the majority of the game, and losing at the end over general tomfoolery and incompetence.
i.e - Committing a NOBLETIGER in a situation that would’ve won us the game, leaving runners on base, blowing a save, and general dumb plays and decisions made overall.
Jane - “Hey, you see the game last night?”
John - “Yeah, it was the most Met Game I’ve ever watched.”
To go play with ones father instead of me
Guy 1 : you got some big ass ears
Guy 2 : fuck you! Gaan speel met jou pa
A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)
Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...
1 Lekker vlees met sausje.
2 Synoniem voor penis met sperma.
3 paardenvlees.
(jouw vriendin): mag ik jouw frikandel met mayo
Cheers Mate, but most likely it is a sarcastic 'cheers mate' if someone has told you or given you something completely pointless
Guy one: My sister said she saw you the other day, said you were looking a bit worse for wear.
Guy two: Chur Met.
Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over.
Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over.
.A dead dog that was killed by a murderer
The murderer gave him chocolate (it is poisonous for dogs she is really dumb).
Now its a joke like sis grow up it is only a dead dog.
He lived for 14 years R.I.P
Bull bafucking kever ahoti bull met!