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Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY)
McConnell is the leader of the party of NO! in the senate.
He is a typical southern G.O.P. senator who opposes anything that he perceives as "progressive" and strongly
opposes anything democrats bring up for a vote.
He is popular among Obama Haters for his strong opposition to President Obama's healthcare reform plans.
Mitch McConnell said in an interview he would do whatever
he could to defeat Obama's healthcare reform. He works
with his House counterpart John Boehner to obstruct
Obama's plans to solve America's problems.
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- Dogs are forever in the push up position.
- I cant wear turtlenecks, it's like being strangeld by a really weak guy, all fucking day. When I wear a turtleneck and a backpack, i think a weak midget is trying to take me down.
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The rebal in one of the best episodes in Southpark ever.
A hoax hand puppet.
A person who pretends to be a celebrity for cheep laughs and thrills.
I'm not who you think I am, I'm not Jennifer Lopez. I am Mitch Conner!
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- Russian Rapper. Full name is "Mitchard."
www.illmitch.com
Also, his board is fast and danger
"I'm Ill Mitch, now listen to me recording, when I'm on street I'm always street boarding..."
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Term for the expression people make when listening to the notes from unexpected voices... (See: Mitch Grassi in Pentatonix- Hallelujah)
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This guy is funny as shit. He must be stoned 24-7 to come up with the things he does. Buy his CD.
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it
I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut...I don't need a receipt for the doughnut - I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here...
opened up a container of yogurt, and under the lid it said Please Try Again because they were having a contest I was unaware of. But I though I might have opened the yogurt wrong...or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me, 'c'mon, Mitchell, don't give up. Please try again. A message of inspiration from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top.
I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shishkabobs.
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're fucking relentless.
An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
Because of dropping Acid, I know now that butter is way better than margarine. I saw through the bullshit.
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Acting as a bitch! Ignoring facts and pretending to know everything.
Melissa is a mitch!
What do you mean?
She has been a mitch mcconnell whole semester.
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