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The Dark Lord himself, he who shall not be named. He is rarely wrong, except while grading. Uses dice to randomly determine how many points to take off. If you say his catchphrase "It Depends" 3 times, he will appear. Teaches the infamous best class you will never want to take again.
Guy: "Where do you want to go"
Girl: "Idk, it depends"
Guy: "Be careful! You don't want to summon Professor Michael Prince. He might fuck up your GPA again"
A person who has intercourse with their college professor in order to get a good grade - that person is 'puppeting' or using the professor for their own advantage.
"Did you hear that Sally is professor puppeting Dr. O'Brien to ace physical science?
A lesser professor refers to an adjunct instructor at the university level.
My psychology teacher is a lesser professor, know now, and adjuct.
Instead of "Rate my Professor", this means to write a livid review about your professor on the Rate My Professor website. You rage about your professor. This also can just be a typo of the regular "rate". The acronym for this is "RMP".
I am so fucking pissed about my grade. I am going to Rage My Professor now!
I am really angry and upset about this class. I will Rage my Professor!
The professor of fuck who teaches all ages😉
Person 1:Have you been to professor f's class today
Person 2:yeah i volunteered for a demonstration in class
A non gender specific individual that exudes sex appeal, wealth, and positive life choices.
Man: "Oh. My. God. Professor Hotfruit over there just taught a class in erection building."
OR
Woman: "I was gonna give him First Date Anal, then I was like 'Girl, he's no Professor Hotfruit' and gave him a handy instead."
Notorious for ducking people. Biggest cowards on the planet. Right Michael?
Hym "Yeah, those harvard professors be ducking the shit out of people, don't they? But you know I would destroy you, right Mike? I'd be easy too. Easier than becoming the greatest writer of all time. Which was easy for me. But only because I'm a genius."