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A large girl or slut who likes to cause a lot of drama! She lurks into the scene with taking advantage of unwilling men!
A Swamp Donkey is a Cheerleader who takes advantage of an unwilling coach who manipulates him while he is drunk and then wont go away!
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Eldest sibling of the family who wears a bell as jewelry on holiday gatherings. Also known as swamp sister in some eastern philosophies.
My sister Sarah is the Swamp Donkey this year with that bell on her ear.
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A crazy old red headed motherfucker pretending to be a high school ag teacher that tells unbelievable bullshit that is completely and utterly...false.
"Even though I'm 5'1", 240 lbs. I used to run track and bench 350, and I also can shoot a ping pong ball off anyone's head from 250+ yards with a crossbow.....I AM NOT A SWAMP DONKEY, YOU GODDAMN LIL BASTARDS!"-MW
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Adj.; Someone of extremely unappealling looks; A repulsively ugly person.
Bob: Oh, dude, look at that ugly chick!
Bill: Oh my God, she is a real Swamp Donkey!
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During coitus; the act of removing the penis from the vaginal cavity once it has become sufficiently lubricated; the female partner will then "lip" the male's penis by the foreskin much like "lipping" a large fish. She will then proceed to take a selfie of her lipping said penis to commemorate her "catch of the day".
Her profile said she was an avid angler, so I said she'd have to show me a thing or two sometime. That night, we were knockin' boots when she pushed me off and showed me the ol' Carolina Swamp Donkey.
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A female sporting event, usually, held on Saturday nights (to be announced) at a variety of locations (typically bars and night clubs). Although, most picture an over-weight foul smelling predator of a female; these Swamp Donkeys are not your typical breed. These are a whole new breed of Swamp Donkey. Our Swamp Donks' are smokin' hot women which any, potential, Swamp Wrangler would gladly have prey upon them.
Objective of the sport: Three separate matches involving two !!!HOT!!! chicks, minimally dressed, wading through the swamp (inflatable 6'X6' ring filled with a variety of liquid-like substances such as gelatin, pudding, oil, ect.) in search of three carrots ( clear, flat, acrylic carrot shaped items). Each match consists of three, three minute rounds in which, the donkeys must find at least one carrot per round. At the end of each round, the Donkey in possession of the carrot will win that round. But in order to be declared the winner, one Donkey must acquire three carrots. A fourth round is to be added if, necessary, to break a tied match.
The event wraps up with a Swamp Wrangler match which includes one lucky spectator from the audience to get down with all six Donkeys in the Swamp.
So, if you'd like to be the next Swamp Wrangler, check your local bars and night clubs for the next Saturday Nite Swamp Donkey Smackdown.
I got smacked at the Swamp Donkey Smackdown and liked it.
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A young lady of particular ugliness.
Rob: That girl devon was a swamp donkey.
Luke: Yea but shes gives mad good blow jobs.
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