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testicle tornado

Testicle tornado- where a man takes his scrotum and penis, wraps them round each other in a spiral pattern and let's go to produce a meatspin style testicle tornado

What a testicle tornado! How yummy

by ยฃJ May 31, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tornado Tits

The action created by a pair of large (DD+) human female mammaries spinning in opposing circles.

Direction of opposing circular breasts does not matter as long as the direction of one (breast) is opposite AND independent of the other.

The desired effect of this action should be one of stunned hypno-terror ; You should not be able to look away whether you want to look away or not.

Dude that chick rocked the Tornado Tits at that party. Double 'E' cups.

No way!! What happened to your mind, man!?

I fell over like an off balance tricycle.

by MegaKlob June 24, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tornado Drill

A sexual activity where the receiving partner faces the wall, gets on their knees, and covers their neck.

The penetrating partner, or the Tornado, rubs themselves all over and around the receiving partner wildly until orgasm.

Many people find this sexual activity arousing on both ends because the receiver is put in a vulnerable position and the Tornado gets to unleash the animal within.

My husband was having a rough day so when he got home, I called "Tornado Drill!" so he could let out his frustrations.

by www.theroachyjay.tk July 18, 2008

31๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dallas Tornado

(Verb.) The sexual act of taking 5 cans of chili and pouring them into a rusty blender. Then you take you genitalia (usually penis) and put it into the blender. While pressing "BLEND" do not withdraw the genitalia. This can cause extreme pain.

*Disclaimer: Warning, do not try this sexual activity, you will loose your private parts.*

Dude, last night I Dallas Tornadoed and it felt great!

I do not understand why any one would want to Dallas tornado.

by TonyGsBs. January 7, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Piss Tornado

When two or more males stand back to back in a seedy bar bathroom with their penises out. Then said males being to urinate and rotate clockwise covering the seedy bar bathroom in urine. This is a widely accepted practice, as the only time some of these bathrooms will be close to clean is when you are pissing all over the place.

This bathroom sucks and the bartender is an asshole. Let us converge into a piss tornado and ruin everyone else's day that needs to take a shit, wash their hands, or basically touch anything in this restroom.

by A.J. Walnut January 22, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tina Tornado

The mess and craziness of a meth addict's living space.

Bobby had a Tina Tornado roll through her apartment. Damn, dat bitch is a mess! She'd better get her cracky ass in rehab.

by not-for-peepee August 1, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fart Tornado

The act of letting a fart rip on someone, then you and another person circle around them in a fast motion to trap them in a stinky funnel cloud of gas.

Dave: look at Daunte standing there looking stupid.
Shawn: I know! Lets give him a fart tornado!
Dave: Okay, rrrrriip
Daunte: Fuck you guys!

by digglez23 November 23, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž