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That buffet last night was great, but man did I take a Zeus Deuce this morning.
A Mighty Zeus is when you hook up your junk to a car battery before having anal sex.
" I gave my ex a Mighty Zeus last night and boy was she shocked!"
You have to grow your beard longer than merlin and gandalf's combined, screw two brackets at the top of your stairs and place a trident within them. Take your woman, start making love to her doggy style at the top of your stairs, just as you're about to jizz, grab the trident, set your beard on fire, whip your girl's arms out from under and ride her down the stairs while shouting "By Zeus's Beard"
I gave Susan the Flaming Zeus last night and she loved it...I think