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Penetrating a pregnant female who is pregnant with a girl, and subsequently penetrating said baby girls vagina.
Kyle was charged for accidental rape when having sex with Karey's unborn baby girl, samantha.
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what happens to a guy when he is drunk and hanging out with a girl he likes and she likes him too and they have sex. the term is usually used to explain his innocence in the situation and therefore make him unresponsible for his actions.
what can i say, i was hanging out with X last night and it was late, one thing led to another and i accidentally slipped in- baby it didnt mean anything to me, really!
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when someone doesnt mean to be a dominatrix, but they have many qualities of one. they tend to be slightly violent towards others and say many innuendos.
did you see cathryn today in class? she was such an accidental dominatrix.
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When you send someone a text, but you accidentally send it to someone other than the intended receiver. On purpose. Coined by Larry David.
In the accidental text on purpose, you say something like "Hey Larry, you were an asshole the other night. There's nothing wrong with her water, it's perfectly okay."
An occurence when beating off to porn when you happen to cum at the same time as the camera flashes to a shot of the guy.
Brenden: every time i watch porn i always accidentally gay splooge.
Brett: its not an accidental gay splooge if your watchin gay porn you faggot.
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When you get a sickness such as the swine flu causing you to throw up after you eat.
Mom: Honey, do you have an eating disorder?
Daughter: No mom. The swine flu made me accidentally bulimic.
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to prematurely ejaculate.
Guy: ...Oooopps
Girl: Oops, what? why is it slippery all of a sudden?
Guy: Sorry babe. It was a little accidental friendly fire. I'll get you next time.
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