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Age Regression

A coping mechanism 4 ppl w/ PTSD, anxiety, depression, loss of childhood & other mental illnesses/issues. It's official, as some therapists recommend & encourage it. It's NOT related 2 any kind of kink, & it's in its majority a 100% sfw nonsex practice. The agere community doesn't accept kinksters or sex regressors as part of it (even tho a few people, because of sex related trauma, may practice it sexually, the agere community is a safe place for everyone & it wouldn't be fair 4 ppl w/ sex as a trigger or minors 2 be involved w/ sexual agere, also, letting them in the community would make ppl missunderstand the whole concept, & also would put agere in danger of being targeted by pedos & being attacked)
It means they regress 2 a child-like mindset! wether it be temporarily or full-time. All regressors r different! some can't help regressing & some can stop it whenever they want.
You can also regress being neurotypical & without having any trauma or issue, as 4 some ppl agere is a good way 2 be less stressed or have a funnier life style.

Agere often have "caregivers" & "baby sitters" 2 help them when regressing. Sometimes their s/o can be their cg. Sometimes they call them mommy/daddy. Most times, in cases where the caregiving isn't platonic, the sexual stuff isn't practiced while the person is regressing.

Agere regress 2 different ages. Some regress 2 baby ages, some r toddlers or kids, & some r teens.

PLEASE DON'T ASSOCIATE DDLG W/ AGERE AS IT'S HARMFUL 4 ALL REGRESSORS

-Why are you suddenly speaking like a baby?
-I got anxious so now I'm regressing.
-Oh alright!

-Why do you have a pacifier??
-I'm an age regression because my parents made me grow up too fast as a child!
-Oh okay! It's a cute paci btw!

-Why do you have SO many plushies?
-Sometimes I like to play and feel like a baby to be less stressed from work and life issues!
-Oh that's great! Should I try it?

-You use sippy cups and bath toys? Why?
-You know about me having depression and, yk, sometimes it's hard to feel motivated to shower or hydrate myself or eat or get up from bed, so regressing and having baby gear makes it so it's funny for little me to drink juice in my cute sippy cup or have fun in a bubble bath, so I don't forget or refuse to take care of myself when I'm having a hard time.
-Neat! I will buy you a bath bomb and a cute adult passing bottle for christmas then if that's okay with you!

by just_an_age_regressor April 7, 2019

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ages of war

A legendary text-based strategy online game. Has a small player base and the game resets every 45 days, players compete to be the largest and strongest player. Each person controls a 'province', part of a 'Kingdom' which may contain up to 10 people. The player must manage resources such as food, gold, lumber and crystals, train units, attack other provinces and cast magic. Adjustments to the game are made every round and there is a good forum for discussion on the site.

"The new Ages Of War round starts soon."
"OMG, better make my province".

by Sh4w March 11, 2006

101๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


cumming of age

The act of losing ones virginity to an older parter on the night of one's 18th birthday

Jessie's cumming of age was a vivid memory filled with blood, pain , and pleasure

by billclintonsblowjobs March 2, 2015

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Drinking Age

Something that is retarded in the United States. You can thank Reagan and MADD for that.

"The Drinking Age is 19 in Canada, which is acceptable. Here it's 21 because conservatism.

by senthurmanz October 31, 2017

11๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cock of Ages

A cock that has journeyed into every pussy of its time. A cock so massive and enormous that it will be spoken of throughout the centuries, and songs of its glories will be sung for thousands of years.

He scored with Elisha Cuthbert, Jessica Alba, AND Paris Hilton at the same time? Truly, gentlemen, this man possesses the Cock of Ages.

by RySenkari December 10, 2006

27๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Age of Conan

Upcoming MMORPG based of Robert E. Howard's Conan series. In the game, adults battle the evils of hyboria clad in steel and iron. 12 year olds assume the position of making female characters, and masturbating to the rendered tits.

Dude Age of conan is so cool! I made a female guardian and took her top off.

by John Kamble April 29, 2008

87๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ice Age

A person who has not had sex in 6 months after already having lost their viginity. Eventually their room turns into an ice cave and all game gets frozen over. Gingerly folk are more likely to experience this phenomenom.

That guy's room is so cold right now he must be in an ice age.

by Romeo the Wolf September 21, 2010

64๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž