An efficient dick that is naturally abundant in girth pertaining to the shaft and nut sack. The negative being a short length that underwhelms the user.
“Yo’ James how was sex with Dylan? Damn, it was great, he got a real AVOCADO DICK! “
Another Term For Cool As Fuck Coined By Legendary Philosopher Reginald O Cado!
Not To Be Confused With Riggocado!
Yo That Shit Was Riggocado Avocado!
When you are at the latest stage of a massive constipation. You know it's there. You know it wants to get out. But the form and shape of it, has left the stage where you can call it 'feces' a long, long time ago.
It has turned into the form and shape of a huge, unripe avocado. It's coming. You just have to get it out, and you have no enema to help you. The avocado birth is there. It's coming and it's unavoidable. You have no other option than to just do it. Pain. Pain.
At a surprise party where lot's of really nice people have arrived and just waiting for you. They ask eagerly: "Where's Zed, where's Zed?"
Friend answers: "He's coming. He's just doing an avocado birth"
The most amazing, beautiful girl ever. She’s smart and talented and funny but goes through a lot. She deserves so much better than what she has
She is the pink avocado of the group
If you found this here are some steps
1. Go out and buy a pack of bagels and a couple avocados
2. Get a bagel, cut in half then toast
(While doing step 2 also do step 3)
3. Open a avocado and put it into a bowl then simply. . . SMASH FUCKING REPEATEDLY UNTILL NICE AND FUCKING SOFT
4. Get the bagel out of the toaster and put the smashed avocado on the bagel
5. Eat !
Read my great directions of how to make a very diverse “Avocado Bagel”
Avocado cookie is a character from cookie run and is extremely hot. She's also buff and a #girlboss and I have a whole discord for her. She makes really dumb jokes and is a blacksmith. She isn't very popular but her fans are either extremely thirsty for her or really nice. Or they literaly just like her to ship her with matcha. Just never EVER look up her fanart on google. Someone mangaged to make her skinny and underbaked. She also reminds most people of bismuth from steven univeres. Or its just a vegan cookie.
Friend: Why do you simp for that cookie?
Mal: Because Avocado cookie is a babe .