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Brownie points are things that you keep track of yourself when talking to your crush or someone you're into. You gain brownie points when you say nice things or joke around with them and they accept the joke. You can also lose brownie points by saying something insulting or rude that the person would most likely take offense to.
"I just gained brownie points with him!"
"I just lost attention by making that joke."
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A regular pot brownie, but instead of olive oil and flour, heroin and cocaine are used and the chocolate chips are replaced with meth bits.
"Oh man, this death brownie is really good man 'munch munch', especially when dipped in some warm magic mushroom tea."
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Basically a butt kisser. If you've ever heard of brownie points you'll understand it better. It basically refers to someone who only looks out for themselves and wants to get a bunch of brownie points.
"That man is such a brownie hound" -John
Bender from the Breakfast Club
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a brownie or other baked good in which jizz has been added, usually unbeknownst to the consumer of the treat. sometimes done as a practical joke, other times for the sexual gratification of an individual or couple.
"My girlfriend used my jizz to make jizz brownies, and gave them to her three cutest friends. Now they've all swallowed me."
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Okay bitches, here is the serious recipe:
You will need; 1/4 ounce high grade soft seedless buds (others will work, but this 'baking marijuana' tastes and cooks best), manicured with all woody stems removed and broken into small, joint like pieces
2-4 table spoons butter/margarine
1 Box brownie mix and all ingredients listed on back of box.
Melt butter (you may also want to add a sprinkle of sugar and cinnamon)in frying pan on burner at about 50% heat. Then add buds, and stir until the buds are well coated in butter, then let them simmer for an additional few minutes at low heat (25%)
Prepare Brownie mix, and stir in mary jane.
Then bake according to directions on box. One brownie will cause a dreamy, body euphoric high, while 3-4 will cause hallucinations and possible paranoia.
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When your girl is laying face-down in bed...eyes glued to an iPad....focused intently on some religious shit...and you stealthily nut all over her back
As soon as I fix my fantasy lineup, I'm about to give my girl a huge Antonio Brownie
A tube brownie is a piece of shit. A log of solid shit. Tube shaped turd being brown like a brownie.
You like to eat tube brownies.