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Void of independent thought, a Bug Man is compelled to purchase and consume unnecessary products they see on social media. It wouldn’t be an issue if they weren’t so incessant on YOUR need to consume as much as they do. Find your nearest Bug Man browsing Amazon or sponsored websites on Instagram anywhere people congregate. Bug Men have no sense of direction, no desire to stop to think whether they really need that cotton candy machine they found on Amazon or that overpriced Japanese mechanical pencil they will likely use only once then quickly forget about when they acquire their next product. If you see a Bug Man out in the wild you must stay away. Bug Men are known to reproduce through infection of the mind. Once you’re bit with the unyielding itch to consume it’s all over.
Lucas “Hey man you gotta check out this Brita Water Dispenser I just got off Amazon! It holds up to 25 cups of water AND it’s slim so it doesn’t take up much space inside your fridge! It only cost me $75 USD plus shipping!”
Mike “Why would you spend $75 on a water dispenser when you can just get a 5 gallon water jug for less than $10? You’re such a Bug Man for buying unnecessary shit.”
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Confusing your opponent in a verbal back and forth, like the Rabbit Season, Duck Season arguments, just to get the satisfaction of being right.
You: "We were supposed to be there at 7."
Them: "No, it was 8."
You: "7"
Them: "8"
You: "8"
Them: "7. Wait, what? Man, you totally Bugs Bunnied me."
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Crank bugs are not real. Meth user's who are in the advanced stages of meth addiction, feel a tingling sensation on their arms and face and then see hallucinatory bugs and spiders (which really aren't there). They then start digging into and peeling back chunks of their skin and flesh in an attempt to "get at" the little creatures. This creates lots of scabbing, typical on meth addicts. Crank bugs are not your freind. Neither is methamphetamine...Stop using meth!
Man did you see all the scabs on Billy? That dude's been chasing crank bugs big time! I think he needs professional help!
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Is the sensation of bug like creatures on your butthole when you do not wipe efficiently. So when your butt itches, those are just butt bugs.
I didn't wipe enough after pooping so now I itch. I must have butt bugs
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A small parasite that resides in your bed, often used in a "tucking-in" ritual.
And as she told patrick, "Good night, sleep tight, dont let the bed bugs bite", he wasn't able to sleep that night.
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The indescribable feeling which spreads throughout one's body ie.stomach or loins, during particular moments in life. Such moments include gazing deeply into that special someone's eyes, sharing a warm hearfelt kiss, or just spending quality time with each other.
From the moment his lips touched hers, the flutter bugs swept throughout his body. It was a moment he would never forget.
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The stubborn parasitical like organisms which hatch from the clustered gooch eggs between ones anus and goolies.
They often migrate to the utopian weaves of a Muslim's prayer matt via the shedding of ball broth and sack syrup of a heavily sweating and unwholesome Muz.
'As Maqsood unrolled his best but tattered and decaying prayer matt, he was dehumanised and robbed of his senses by the fogging blizzard of gooch bugs. Hatched, unhatched and deceased'.
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