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The true definition of a fantasy burrito varies from person to person; such is the nature of fantasy. However, the generally accepted definition (and who could ask for anything more?) is thus: A fantasy burrito is an event, point in time, or object, in which a person has multiple fantasies realized at the same time or during the same event.
1. A man sitting at a bar with a redhead on the right and an asian on the left, is enjoying his redhead/asian/bar fantasy burrito.
2. A man enjoys baked potatoes, anchovies, and steak and dreams of eating them all at once. If at any point he puts them all into a burrito and eats it, he too would be enjoying his (quite literal) fantasy burrito.
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Four or more gay Mexicans having sex in a port-a-potty.
Uhhhhh.... Smells like a Burrito Sauna in here.
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the literal act of shitting onto a piece of paper, wrapping it up (like a burrito), and turning it in as an assignment. Can be used in any class but works best for english-related classes because most students write B.S. anyway.
Brian didn't want to spend a whole weekend writing an essay he was going to fail, regardless of his effort, so instead he turned in an english burrito to voice his displeasure.
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When a person defecates on a person who is passed out, then wrapped up in the bed sheets
A few of Tony's fraternity brothers thought it would be funny to give him a breakfast burrito after he passed out from a night of heavy drinking.
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The mexican chef was a horny burrito when he was looking up all the waitresses skirts.
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When you use the sheets that the hotel supplies you with. They're clean but at some point they were used and had skeet stains, you then wrap yourself in a burrito or sleeping bag form, thus you are the skeet burrito.
When you forget your pillow and blanket and use the ones from the hotel.
John's got himself all wrapped up and cozy in that skeet burrito.
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The act of laying down a layer of toilet paper on top of the water inside a toilet, and then unloading a steamer so as to keep the poop dry. When finished, roll up the toilet paper in the shape of a burrito and enjoy! Your Brownie Burrito is complete!
The Brownie Burrito Jimmy created weighed 5 pounds. It was then sold to a local Taco Bell.
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