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When a redneck, usually from Okolona, orders a Coors Light with a lime
JimBob at the end of the bar order an Okolona Corona.
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Any handshake-like greeting but while avoiding any physical contact, preferably with several yards of distance.
“The value of a firm corona shake cannot be exaggerated”
Wearing professional attire up top, where video conferences can see, but totally pjs and slippers below what the camera can see. Business up top, comfy down below.
I'm LOVIN' this work from home thing. I've been rocking the Corona Mullet for weeks.
when you get an erection multiple times per day because you have way too much free time, especially when being quarantined indefinitely.
Friend: Dude get on Warzone, we need a 4th.
You: Bro I can't, I got the corona dick I'll be on a little later.
Friend: Damn bro when are you going to get over that?
You: I don't know man, I don't know when it will end.
When you chill responsibly with the homies (less than ten homies, six feet apart, masks on) after having been in self-isolation for at least fourteen days.
"What'd you do this weekend?"
"I hung out with the homies."
"Wait, what?"
"Don't worry, my dude, we corona chilled. It followed all the CDC guidelines."
Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, but where the recipient has corona virus (covid-19) and can't smell it
I tried to give that ho a dirty sanchez but she could smell it because she had the virus, so it was a Corona Sanchez
When politicians enact unpopular, painful measures to reduce the number of Covid-19 infections and deaths, while tapping on the country’s financial reserves or borrowing money to procure as many vaccines, masks, ventilators, and PPEs for the population.
Had Donald J. Trump’s corona calculus been to minimize infection and death rather than scheme to reduce his business losses, and to maximize supplies of medical equipment and essential goods instead of benefiting himself and his cronies, he might still be serving a second term today.
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