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A term used to describe two men who have received oral sex from the same woman.
If two men both have coitus with the same woman, see "Eskimo Brother."
"Hey man, I heard you got a hummer from that bitch Tracy. Me too! Indian Cousins!"
"She was on her period so I got the BJ. I guess Mark and I are Indian Cousins now."
“When two guys get blowies from the same girl, they’re Indian Cousins"
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1. Find the short youtube clip of Joe Pesci in the movie My Cousin Vinny in which he tells the judge: "Everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you."
2. Post it in a facebook comment underneath someone else's comment who is completely full of shit.
Instead of spending precious hours of your life arguing with someone and getting frustrated, this is a much more effective way to deal with the situation. Cousin Vinnying someone is an extremely useful tool to silence any overly-argumentative, Napoleon-complex toting, extremely insecure facebook friend who constantly feels the need to share his worthless opinion, doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about, and doesn't know how to shut the fuck up. Feel free to use it liberally and prevent these cocksuckers from wasting everyone's time.
Example:
Guy 1: Everything is everything and things are changing in life and physics...
Guy 2: (Posts Cousin Vinny clip) You just got COUSIN VINNY'D BITCH!
Guy 1: (Too startled to say anything else)
Guys 3, 4, & 5 thinking to themselves: Thank god someone finally shut up that obnoxious asshole.
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Noun.
Native of the United States "Deep South" who is sick of being referenced as inferior, simple-minded, and racist by the various media outlets.
Did you watch that douchebag's spot on southern universities, bless his heart? Us yard cousins ought to prank him if he's ever back in town.
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Slang for menstrual cycle, so to be more discrete when talking of such things. TOM stand for Time Of Month.
Cousin Tom is visiting and I'm out of pain meds..
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A girl so hot you want to date them even if you shouldn’t for some reason.
Person 1: Wow, that girl is pretty hot.
Person 2: You should ask her to be your Alabama cousin.
Two guys who have Eiffel towered the same woman.
Weren't you and Ryan in a three way?
Yeah, we are French cousins.
your cousin who is also your gf
“who’s Aneesha?”
“oh she’s my cousin-gf”