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When two butthole surfing gentlemen get together and, rather than "scissor", slap their nuts together in such a fashion that the laws of physics are predominantly exemplified.
I was studying for class and my professor suggested trying a "Newton's Cradle" but I'm pretty sure we had different ideas.
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Stealing a baby, or it's personal effects from it's crib.
I'm low on funds son, I'm going to go rob the cradle next store and sell the baby to a nice couple who can't conceive a child of their own./ I'm low on funds so I'm going to steal that babies blanket, B.
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Just like the iron maiden and the anguish pear, this device was made up for torture museums in the 19th century. Also, the Catholic church never executed anyone. Common myth. Secular courts did as they found an attack on the official religion an attack on the state
The judas cradle never was used
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Dan: my sisters boyfriends mom wrecked my stepdads passed down for generations from grandfather to father to sons classic car that was registered to our neighbor who is a horse groomer.
Sam: this is all very cats in the cradle Dan, I don’t have time for your shit.
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the area in a males pants that is between the ball sack and the shaft. Also refers to the dried semen that dribbles down the penis and behind the ball sack.
I got an itch in the cats cradle
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To impregnate or get pregnant. (its just like kick the bucket as referring to finding out your dying in this case finding out you got her knocked up
Hey congrats i heard you kick the cradle. boy or girl?
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Butt cradle: A butt cradle is a chair in which your butt is cradled in the most voluptuous way possible for instance it's like when your shopping for deli meats and you pick up a whole ham with both hands, it is as if you are butt cradling it
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