Crispy cream

Crispy cream: to cum on her sunburned back, ass, or tits

Bro when we got back from the beach I crispy creamed all over her burnt ass. Who needs aloe?

creaming the pasty

Creaming the pasty is when you commence an action that your anal hole obtrudes solid excretory product, evacuated from the bowels. Then the dark steaming night soil lacerates the bowl, then the reservoir douses the droppings in liquid prevailing the night soil to be liquified in a rancid bath of micturate and diddly squat.

*in History class*
teacher: you should be revising even when while creaming the pasty
kallum:*sniggers*
conor:*sniggers*

Cream Hulker

When a big black man nuts more than a gallon

Tyronius: Yo my friend is a big black man!
Jil: Is he the cream hulker ive been waiting for my whole life?

cream slug

A single shotgun blast of semen that lands in a tight grouping and ever so slowly slides down ones face, leaving a single defined trail that is similar to that of a slug.

The wife gave me a Handjibber when i got back from the field, and i smoked her with a cream slug

CHIMO

cream spot

The sexiest spot on a girl to let your semen land.

If she has a pretty face and you want to ejaculate on it that is the cream spot. If she has a sexy back that is the cream spot.

"Her boobs are my cream spot."

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cream and the clear

The physical contents of steroids. The cream is applied to the body and the clear refers to the liquid injected into the backside.

Jose Canseco used the cream and the clear

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Cream of sumyunguy

Noun: It sounds like a chinese dish, but actually is the jizz of a young man usually between the ages of 17 and 26.
It is supposed to sound like "Cream of some young guy"

I see that ho is going out wit another dude. Yea she is probably gonna get the cream of sumyunguy.

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