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Quite common in Northern California, Cycle Cunts are cyclists who ride through city thoroughfares at either highway speeds or slow as fuck. They often travel in packs and have complete disregard for their fellow users of the road. They obey few traffic laws and the ones they do they enforce with their lives. Often seen blocking traffic, harassing pedestrians, clustering in fire zones and crosswalks, or riding up busy sidewalks.
Not all cyclists are Cycle Cunts though, some are nice. Some.
Woman: "HONEY THE BRAKES THAT MAN IS CROSSING THE STREET"
Man: "Hildegard calm your shit he's a cyclist he can't be riding in that crosswalk on a red light!
*honks horn* Fuck you Cycle Cunts!"
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Derived from the baseball term, in which a player hits a home run, triple, double, and single, in one game, To Hit for the cycle is to become romanticaly involved with a Woman, Shemale, and Man over the period of a week, usually Thursday, Friday and Saturday. It is usually easier for Bisexual men to hit for the cycle as bisexual women have a hard time finding a shemale to have sex with them.
However, it should not be made known that you are trying for the cycle as respect for others should be taken into consideration.
An assisted cycle is when the other people are aware of the feat at which you are attempting. This is not as impressive, as the names of all four people are placed in the record book instead of just one.
I just hit for the cycle.
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The process of accidentally, or purposely, acquiring other peoples Bic lighters. One looses a Bic, another finds it. Or one steals one from a friend or foe.
The Bic cycle occurs when a friend leaves his lighter over at your house, by default it is yours.
Or you accidentally snag a friends lighter after smoking a cigarette or bowl.
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When you finish a steroid cycle and temporarily stop taking whatever steroid(s) you where using.
During a cycle your body somewhat adapts to the increased testosterone and its results such as heightened libido and mood, so when you come of you feel like shit and lose some of your gains.
Sadly, coming off a cycle is necessary to avoid putting excessive strain on your organs.
I'm feeling emo 'cause I'm OFF CYCLE.
A damn good way to get around town
I took my menstrual cycle to work today
Having sexual intercourse with individuals born in four different decades. Hitting the cycles in order (for example 60’s, 70’s, 80’s, 90’s) is known as a Straight Cycle.
Holy cow! Brian just finished Hitting the Cycle after banging that millennial chick!
The most retarded shit you'll ever see in your life. Naturally it's a spawn of keegan's broken ass brain.
1. "But this is true"
2. Makes an argument.
3. Is proven wrong.
4. Says "no"
5. Repeat
Don't let keegan's half-assed attempts at renaming this "the chris cycle" fool you, only he could make an argument this retarded.
"Ok but what you just said is in direct contradiction to what Chet said"
"No"
"Classic example of the keegan cycle"