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A large handgun designed by Magnum Research. The Desert Eagle is Available in 4 different calibers .357, .41, .44, .440 &.50. Used by the Israel military and hunters alike, this gun is extremely powerful and accurate. With the ability to accurately hit a target at 100 yards and strong enough to kill a bear. It is the largest manufactured semi-automatic pistol on the market. Alto using the Desert eagle as shown in movies it is impractical. This firearm is not for the timid or weak.
Magnum Research, Inc. patented the basic design of the Desert Eagle in 1980.
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A deserted island occurs when there is alot of toilet paper in the toilet before you poo (either laid there by you or from the previous user). This enables your poo to stay above the water line causing the entire room to smell much worse than it normally would.
"I went into the washroom to shit and some asshole left a deserted island in the toilet. The smell was awful!"
"The next person that comes in here is going to freak when they see this deserted island I left for them."
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A rediculously large and totally impractical pistol, often found gold plated in the hands of pimps with small genetalia. Designed in Israel, probably to prove that what they lack in foreskin they make up for in firepower...
Fo'shnizzle, bihatch - don't you go getting your jizzed-up fingahz all over mah bling-bling Desert Eagle know wot Ah mean? Uh huh? Now pass me mah crack, bihatch!
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Some one who was born or lives in the High Desert of southern California for a long time and has pride of the desert usually a punker a desert rat also usually roams the streets a lot smoke weed and drinks King Cobras
Hey man did you see Joe at the Spitting On Cops show last night?
Ya hes always at those shows what a desert rat
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a magical place where add ons flock like the salmon of capistrano, where mr chompers chip like theres no tomorrow, where joe cooks burgers and still drives a $150 pickup, where all outside employees show up blasted from the night before, where stories about bangin broads, spittin misters, grout is scratched out, where spf tennis games get out of hand, where frisbees fly like nasa, where food orders arrive all day erday, where hunover employees get picked up by shuttles after crashin whips, where chocolates where guests sandals, where b-b-q stuff was born, where we describe let me see your grill competitions, where buffetts take place on the kiosk, where hungover mitches sleep at the tpc course for a dersert open, where 30 packs are always carried into the cart storage, where everyone hates hartman, where we fill coolers the night before, where hes fat and lazy like a bitch...tune in next week
RIP: durkin, shaw, patrick, first, humphries, amaya
maintenance breaks into loziers car at the desert course
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A chick that fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
I thought this girl looked good in the dark, but come to find out that she was a straight up desert mule in the light.
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