The demographic phenomenon of stupid, affluent rednecks having even dumber offspring. These offspring (dumb bubblers) represent a demographic cohort that is identified by the carnage they leave behind at the expense of others. Particularly prevalent during the summer and at beaches. Similar to Boomers except these dumb shits will run you over with a speed boat rather than steal your hedge fund.
Example 1
"I'm going swimming at the Pioneer Park beach."
"Be careful. Last week two people were prop-chopped by a dumb bubbler in a speed boat."
Example 2
All tramp-stamped young girls that look like Paris Hilton.
Example 3
All uber-tattooed young guys that look like The Nuge.
The act of being more dumb than bricks.
Hey that chick brittney is dumb as bricks.
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A delusional girl who thinks she knows everything but, generally speaking, knows little to nothing.
"Samantha thought she knew everything about the argument, but was really just a dick-hopping dumb broad"
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when with an absolute squad, one, or the group as a whole, is considered to be βdumb litβ under any of the following conditions:
1. When you are so sauced dumb lit cannot be pronounced coherently
2. A state in which you feel comfortable with even your shittiest dance moves
3. The state you are in when you consume so much blue UV vodka that there are no words to describe you besides dumb lit
4. The state of mind in which you would consider getting with a relatively ugly girl/guy but your bois/ladies convince you otherwise (*when βstupid lit,β one does it anyways*)
5. When you may be sober, but do something youβd otherwise only do intoxicated, but youβre high on life so you do it anyway
6. When ur so sauced someone says what are the odds and you say 1 out of 2
7. The alcohol equivalent of unbuttoning your pants after a heavy but delicious thanksgiving dinner
8. When you showed up to the party in a button down tucked in...but leave with it untucked and with just one too many buttons undone
9. Alcohol intoxication so potent that you wake up the next morning having ordered bright green crocs on amazon prime and a military grade laser
10. When you are so wasted that the use of this word makes sense
*can apply to people AND places
side note: the moment a βdumb litβ victim yaks, he/she immediately becomes βstupid litβ
Brad: βlets get dumbbbb lit tnβ
Chad: βbrad, you just used the word dumb lit and are therefore already dumb lit... smhβ
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Someone who isn't the brightest. One could even say they have a gap between their ears. They are essentially the opposite of a smart cookie.
Carol: My sister is pregnant and I can't wait for the gender reveal. It's so exciting to find out if I'm going to be an aunt or uncle.
Carl: Oh Carol, you are a dumb donut!
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The practice of acting foolish or saying something foolish when the circumstance calls for an intelligent response.
The dumb-assery of the press led to an immediate breakdown in communications, causing the riot to escalate into a battle between the police and the citizens.
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an expression TO BE MAD >;(DUMB HOE
TIANA: THAT BITCH IS A DUMB HOE SUCH A DUMB HOE
KEVEN:TF THATS MY COUSIN DOOD. +++++
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