Similar responsibilities and worries of the mom friend; gift giving/spending money is their love language, they drive safely/slowly, typically WAY too cool, love thrift shopping/garage sales, and CAN do the following: have funky hair, morning person, and dress like an old lady.
Woah! She's the grandma friend of the group. She's like the mom friend but spoils friends rotten!
That hooker has grandma’s drapes. Can almost roll them up.
I saw my sister naked braaaahhh. She was sporting grandma’s drapes. I think someone is hitting that shit hard.
A stank-ass vagina. This cooter doesn’t get fishy, it gets greasy. This is a vagina that you can smell a mile away. It makes the room humid.
Oh my god who brought their girlfriend’s greasy grandma to the party? Don’t they know how to wash themselves?
The employment of intelligent, high sounding vocabulary at times when it is unnecessary, ie., Facebook. Named grandma language in that the vernacular lacks common day slang and usually employs more educated words.
Dang! Why does Courtney always use grandma language? Can't she just talk like everyone else? Geez!
A term used to describe thoughts that go through someones head to stop from spunking early when having intercourse
Tim constantly had to Grandma's Funeral not to spunk in xtina's butt
A drink made with equal parts sake and prune juice.
I can't remember the rest of the night after I had that Japanese Grandma but I know I had the best shit of my life
Amazing name for independent, confident, thing
In relations to names such as cyril and fat pat
I wish I was grandma bubbas