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monkey grinder

when the girl giving you a blowjob has braces and grinds your cock with them.

that girl i hooked up with was a monkey grinder.

by black-free March 1, 2012

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Pepper Grinder

The act of feeding someone some imaginary meat (Penis) when they are yawning. As the yawn starts and the eyes close you pretend to throw dick meat down their throat in a pepper grinder fashion while saying, "Aww yeah bitch, take that dick".

Chuck yawned and Sean pepper grinder'd the shit out of his face.

feed meat trolling

by kana71 February 3, 2010

34๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


angle grinder

The fetish practice of removing metal cock rings, used to sustain an erection that inhibits horizontal removal (warning: not recommended for ages 5 and under), with tools from Home Depot.

Herbert put on his sexy construction worker suit and touched the tip of his power tool gently against the steel ring on Billy's penis, which had now grown to resemble a big, juicy angry red pickle. They'd planned for weeks on Recon to meet up try some bondage, including the angle grinder.

by QualityShitpost March 10, 2016

5๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pie Grinder

Someone who fails at life; and everything else./ A Faggot face.

Some Kid: Hi Kate!!! :D
Kate: Oh shut the fuck up you pie grinder!

by heyguise11 October 22, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock grinder

A cheese-grader and your worst nightmare.

"Clark's girlfriend got a cock grinder last night from the local sweatshop, poor bastard." -Ted

by Mark Watson3 November 29, 2013

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


stump grinder

a vagina generally on a girl that would have relations with you with little or no effort.

"that bitch got a stump grinder tighter than a fat kid trying to get through a doggy door"

by theantonbomb August 3, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Coffee Grinder

when a man sits on a woman's face and places his anus on the woman's nose and then proceeds to spin around the face making bits and pieces of fecal matter falling off of the anus landing on the woman's face

Guy 1: Dude, last night I was at this party and totally throwed and decided it would funny to spin around on my ass while sitting on some passed out chicks face!

Guy 2: Dude! That's called a coffee grinder, and that's so damn gross!

by TimmyKelso January 11, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž