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Orthodox Hammering

Vanilla sex. Nothing kinky. Typically missionary style, limited sex sounds and mutual orgasm may or may not occur.

After two years of orthodox hammering, I finally had to find a prostitute to liven things up on the side.

I walked in on my old man giving my mom an orthodox hammering.

by Dick Onchin September 4, 2020


shit hammered

Extremely hammered. One who is shit hammered cannot function in any capacity and will usually be found on the floor next to a bottle and a pool of vomit.

Be cautious around someone who has been hit with the shit hammer, as their behavior is wildly unpredictable.

After fifteen car bombs, Bob was shit hammered.

by josh January 21, 2004

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hammer of dawn

One of the more powerful weapons in Gears of War. The Hammer of Dawn is a rifle-like weapon, which fires a harmless laser. The rifle then triangulates the coordinates of the laser's position, and relays them to an overhead, imulsion-powered satellite system. After a few seconds of locking on and charging, the result is a beam of energy which obliterates everything within a small radius.

The laser can be aimed anywhere, but the system itself only works outdoors with a clear, open sky. The beam can be moved slowly while firing, and only lasts for about five seconds. There is a significant pause before the beam can be used again, but it can be fired an infinite number of times (as long as the satellites remain overhead).

In Campaign mode, the Hammer comes in useful for defeating larger enemies, like Berserkers or Seeders, which are invulnerable to standard weapons. It can only be used during specific parts of the game, however, which make it a rather useless secondary weapon to carry for a long time.

In multiplayer, the Hammer of Dawn appears on a number of levels including Fuel Depot and Rooftops. Because of its blatantly obvious and lengthy targeting system, the weapon is fairly useless for active combat but works well when unleashed upon a distracted camper.

Dom: We should use the Hammer of Dawn all the time.
Kim: It only works outside, and even then when the satellites are overhead. Basically, you lucked out.

by The Vector Kid November 21, 2006

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hammer licker

code word for a womans breasts, and code word for a homosexual male. "hammer" being one males penis "licker" being the homosexual male licking said hammer.

hey john, look at the hammer lickers on that blonde.

yo, i think that kid tom is a hammer licker. He was looking at my cock !

by Jack de wack May 7, 2008

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Cabbage Hammer

A situation or object being questionably held together, such as by duct tape and prayers.

"My Tuscon is a bit of a cabbage hammer, but it gets me around."

"It will be a total cabbage hammer, but we can throw this project together in one day."

by CabbageKidz April 1, 2021


spicy hammer

When a man gets Spit Roasted by two other men and they repeatedly say "It's hammer time!" and stare passionately into each others eyes.

After a few shots of Hennessy, he really opened up and took the spicy hammer.

by CitrusMcGee May 21, 2014


thor hammer

another name for a large penis

omg girl !! I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time, and he has a fucking thor hammer!!!

by missthaangg July 1, 2019

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