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To fart, pass gas in a loud and farty manner. No SBD's (silent but deadly). Requires sound. Preferrably loud. Smell not required.
Coined after a very kind person gave a toy hedgehog to someone who recognized the toy as a hedgehog. Giver was not aware that when you squeezed the hedgehog it gave off a loud fart sound. He was rather embarassed when he discovered it when he said "Hey, I think it talks!" ande then squeezed out a loud hedgehog...Priceless.
"Wow, I had way too much beer and way too many buffalo wings last night. I'm going to be squeezing the hedgehog all day."
"My stomach hurts. I really need to squeeze the hedgehog, alot."
"Don't come over here. I just squeezed the hedgehog and it stinks still."
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To squat over a person's face, allowing them to witness the majestic beauty of a hedgehog emerging from it's hole before it is forcefully thrust from the hole whence it came, with a hot wave of steaming, watery Mississippi mud.
Stephen is such a nature enthusiast that he spends almost every night admiring Mississippi Hedgehogs with his friends.
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An average oc sonic character, most common for sonic fans. You can't unfuck your brain when you google his name.
Person One: Have you seen any great sonic characters?
Person Two: YEah that Tyler the Hedgehog is dank and NSFW.
Person One: Alright i'll check him out on the down low.
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Hedgehog in early 1990's cartoon that consumed mass amounts of corn dogs.
Sonic ate all the corn dogs really quickly.
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Was once the leading character in the greatest gaming series of all time, but has now become nothing more than a cross-platform whore.
Be honest: The original Megadrive masterpieces or the steaming hunks-of-shit that are the new games?
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Mary Sue that thinks that he's so badass, and has a bunch of blind fangirls, who think that he is theirs, when he and Rouge the Bat share love, and they are an official couple. To me, in my opinion they are a couple. I'm sorry if I offend anyone with this.
Shadow Fangirl (AKA Dumbass): SHADOW IS MINE!!111!one!!11!!!!111!ONE!! Rouge is just a titty slut!!11!1!!
Shadouge supporter (AKA Smart guy): No, he belongs to Rouge the bat, because they're actually moments of them sharing sexual emotion towards each other. Shadow the hedgehog is not yours, if he was, he would at least know your name.
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One of the most coolest game on the Sega Genesis. The fastest hedgehog out there, is blue. Now, Sonic is one of the biggest sell outs now, none of the games are completely how they used to be, though the same reason (Kind of like Mario games). Used to have an old cartoon show but now has a new show on Fox (Forget what the morning block is called), new show = shit, new games = shit.
Sonic was cool, but now he's not.
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