Hurricane Schwartz

1. Meteorologist on the Delaware Valley's channel 10 NBC news. He makes promotional commercials featuring his mom and he enjoys a super silly bow tie now and again... or everyday.

2. Someone who makes up innaccurate information for a living, while looking like a douche doing it.

1. Hurricane Schwartz just made a cheeky joke about precipitation. Oh Hurricane!

2. Meteorologists, lawyers, and catholic priests are all considered hurricane schwartzes

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Bacardi hurricane

You can only sum this drink up in one word: SLURRICANE. This drink will have yo on your toes in no time, considering it's not high in proof.

My friends B-Day we got a half gallon of Slurricane and I started playing a drinking game and even before that I was toasted. By the end of the night I passed out on the bed and I didn't hear the pizza man come to the door. Next thing I know my peeps are waking me up telling me 2 go downstairs. I'm a drinker and this drink is surely gonna go on my list. Holla

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hurricane irma

a lil bad bitch that doesn't know where the heck she's going or how strong she is

But she doesn't intimidate Florida

Friend 1:"why isn't Kenzie here yet?"
Friend 2"IDK she's pulling a hurricane irma"

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meatball hurricane

diarrhea of epic proportions. A meatball hurricane leaves your toilet looking like New Orleans!

i had meatball hurricanes for a week straight after i ate old taco bell

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Nigerian Hurricane

A sexual act in which a man poops, puts it in a blender, and then proceeds to rub his body with it. After this the man must quickly jump on his sex partner, attempting to cover them in as much of the feces as he can while also using anal penetration.

John gave Marsha a Nigerian Hurricane, she was never the same again.

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Brown Hurricane

n. comes from the brown hair around a persons asshole which resembles a hurricane; swirling curly hair around an asshole.

Man I had to pull out the weed-eater on that girls brown hurricane last night, I couldn't fight through the forest all by myself!

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French Hurricane

First person takes a dump in a toilet, second person gives first person a swirly while giving them head

Me and girlfriend just did a french hurricane

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