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GAYP KEE PUH | ɡeɪpˈki .pɚ
A biological male, presumably a corn chaser - self-proclaimed or otherwise, who is skilled in the art of gape keeping, or being fully capable of expanding the sphincter beyond a 5-inch diameter (gaping) whilst maintaining the elasticity of the anus.
The act of gape keeping is a largely extinct ancient art that has many health benefits ranging from increased blood flow to the penis, to a proliferation of NOT* harmful bacteria in and around the anal cavity. Many corn chasers practice this art and keep it alive for generations of people to enjoy, and it is said that there are annual performances depicting this art during the month of June.
My uncle James is a retired Gape Keeper of 21 years, of which the majority of his career was spent on Only Fans providing excellent service to the community. He is well known for his battle cry, "OPEN THE FLOODGATES!"
The pani tae’s that dont wanna send their shit unreleased🤡
“Sotia can i have that hiva ?”
RESPONSE: “Na toks hala sends cos im a GATE KEEPER”
Absolute Chad who is nothing but a great friend and will always be someone to rely on.
“What an absolute Check Keeper”
A person or person's who stands guard of there back door but secretly wants to find a good fitting key.
it seemed it was a case of a 'back door gate keeper' when questioned about there sexual preferance
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One with the name Trey who has a list of betraying anyone he encounters by cutting off catalytic converters from your car when you leave it at Brian Hoars house assuming it's safe; so he can buy fentanyl with his cut
Damn left my car in N. Augusta at Brian's and got Treyed Keepers, damn fentanyl junkies!
A french butter keeper is a term defined as the rectum of quadruple dwarf amputee former can-can dancer.
Every well appointed french kitchen has a french butter keeper propped in the corner.
Keeping the audience at peek hype through means of visual and hearing aid.
Good thing we had our hype keeper Joe for this party. The crowd was starting to fade away interest after zero sound or lasers.