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Liz is a caring girl, pretty but short af.
She has a soft skin, really pretty hair and she's funny af. She may seem lazy and not caring, but once you get to know her she's a whole mood. She's a lovely girl that everyone should get to know. She's a gift from the sky and has big tits.
Guy: "Look! She's out new classmate Liz!"
Guy 2: "Dayum bro! She's gorgeous af!"
Liz is your typical girl next door, she is amazing in bed but that's all. She could have STD's so watch out! Futhermore she's isn't afraid of showing body parts for money. She especially likes Dutch boys with blond hair who are dating other girls. She's always jealous of her friends because they are SMOKING HOT!
Random Person: who's that girl pissing in a glass ?
friend: Oh, that's liz!
a big fat stinky nonce who touches primary school children every tuesday
The most shortest person in the world they can kill u tho
*me* i need a good username
*me* yes little liz
the bestest name in the world. often smart and kind with a love for english, one direction and kasabian. mildly dislikes cooked carrots but raw are on the top row. if you come across a liz make sure to bow before them as they are better than you. humble yourself.
“oh my god was that liz ???????” -person 1
“jesus christ your right get down to bow you unhumble little fat pork.” -person 2
The last great queen to rule in a long line of nobility. Although not born an heir to the crown, she earned her own right to the thrown with a fierce prowess on the battle field, sound judgement in the hearts of her subjects, and a unique love with a style of it's own. Although she abdicated the thrown to fullfill her true love, the history books remember her as the greatest queen to have ever ruled.
I'd walk at her side for a million miles. A queen as beautiful as Liz deserves it.