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That special kind of happy unique to how a lizard feels when they find that one special rock to go sunning on.
That couple is so in love that they're lizard-happy; they just cuddle all day.
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Someone who lives life their own way. And, it's a cool way (or, so they think).
- "I like picking up gals"
- "You got a lizard lifestyle"
- "He does what he wants, when he wants!"
- "Yeah, he lives a lizard lifestyle"
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State aquired after drinking loads of Lizard Juice in a bar, when you look up, see where you want to go, get up, find yourself angling forwards, and scurry to your destination in a staight line disregarding any objects or people in your way.
Fuck me, look at the lizard legs on that guy!
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A person (usually female) that hs been subjected to lots of plastic surgery, liposuction, collagen injections, etc. 'Lipo' comes from the word 'liposuction'. 'Lizard' comes from the skin being very tight around the jaw and neckline, thus making the face look reptillian in nature. Also emphasis on over-inflated lips from collagen injections, adding to the reptillian (or amphibian) effect. Breast implants can also factor in the defintion.
"Hanging out at Nordstrom's, we saw some lipo-lizard, she looked like she had at least 20k worth of surgery done on her face....."
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A large group of virgins who think they are cool.
No one in Lizard Squad has ever or will ever be laid.
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Popcorn Lizard:
When your in the cinema and your hands are full you eat your popcorn by sticking your tongue out and the popcorn sticks to it.
My hands were so full I had to do a popcorn lizard.
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A lizard kisser is a person who inserts their tounge in and out of your mouth during a make out session.
Girl1: So how was your first makeout?
Girl2: It was so nasty.
Girl1: Why?
Girl2:He gave me a lizard kiss.
Girl1:Ewww.
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