self mining

The act of inserting your penis into your own anus.

Hey I can't believe I just walked in on Joe self mining!

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You are mine

When your significant other tells you that you are theirs and only theirs

Girl: hey listen up
Boy: yes
Girl:"looks at his eyes with a stern look and grabs his face" You are mine

Boy: ok babe

Girl: 😊

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that ass is mine

To claim someone as yours

As in a relationship

Guy comments on his girlfriend Instagram post :
“ that ass is mine” to show claim over his girlfriend

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proximity mine

Pooping into the tank of a toilet, and taking the float out. This will make poopy water overflow from the toilet tank. The pure genious of this action is that most people almost always leave the bathroom while the tank is still filling.

"I went to that frat house last night and planted a proximity mine, by taking the float out and pooping in the tank of one of their toilets."

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Mine Field

Mine Field- (n.)- A room and/or large grouping of uggos duffs and/or grenades, with a complete lack of the normally accompanying hot friends.

"Dude I went to the bar last night. Supposedly it was ladies night, more like giant fat ass space slugs from Star Wars night, dude I walked into a mine field."

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Your mine

Means that the guy wants you and your either his gf or he wants u to be but its unofficial

By the way your mine

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Blows mine

Black slang for your day was just ruined. Can also be used as a joke for someone that usually says stupid but funny.

A: ...and he then he caused all this shit up.
B: He really blows mine.

A: I heard Ms. C gave you detention.
B: I know, she just blew mine.

A: Yo this homework is blowing mine.

A: -some joke-
B: LMAO
C: -to person B- LOL yoo this bitch is blowing mine!

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