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the most osum way to explain a kewl situation. similar to the phrase "awesome possum" you can use it any time of day to describe kewl things
jon: hay, i just bought me self a horse
mikey: WOW! KEWL MULE!
A Husband/Boyfriend/Fiance at the mall with his Wife/Girlfriend/Fiance and made to hold significant-other's purse
My mom went to the mall with her Purse-mule, I mean my dad.
Noun, cocktail recipe
Ingredients:
Vodka, whiskey, or preferably tequila-6 oz
Sparkling CBD water-12 oz can
Ginger beer-2 cups
Combine all ingredients in a shaker. Stir slowly with a bar spoon as to not disturb the carbonation. Strain into a copper mug. Add ice, garnish with a slice of lime. Serves 4.
Bar patron: We are feeling kind of anxious about this presentation at work tomorrow, I think all of us need a stiff drink to mellow out.
Bartender: How about a batch of Drug Mules? The CBD water will calm your nerves and the booze will help too.
Bar patron: Done.
The male version of a swamp donkey, very ugly and usually fat boy who hangs around and bars and clubs waiting for you sexually assault females who were too drunk to defend themselves.
This motherfucker is a creek mule.
Having sex doggy style in front of the Christmas tree, while you both wear santa hats, and the guy blows his wad on to the tree.
Maria was pissed the dog was caught in friendly fire when Seth finished the Christmas mule.
A man or woman who engages in paying the mortgage too long in a bad marriage or living arrangement, and then feels taken advantage of at the end of the relationship.
Harry felt like a Mortgage Mule. He took care of his wife and family for years, then found out his wife cheated, and was just using him to pay the mortgage, so she had security and a place to sleep.
a puppet character from a British children's tv programme of the 1950s
we all love muffin, muffin the mule.
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