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Mystic

The most badass mod in Dank Vibes of all time

Mystic PRO

by Qwertyasdfgh22345 May 8, 2021


Mystic

The type of people you encounter your whole life: full time whiners. While Mystic players pass most of their time explaining their strengths, Valors and Instincts spend their time showing why Mystic players are as bad as they seem, except for themselves.
Also notably called Blanchies whenever crying about something they didnt like in-game

PERSON A: My gym went down and no one was around, spoofers!

PERSON B: Stop being a Mystic, your gym could have been taken out from another position.

Person A randomnly whines about something

Person B: Aint you being quite a Blanchie...

by GoodMysticDeadMystic July 25, 2018


mystic lamb

a tall man with a hitler who hits on under age girls. His weaknesses are long nails and girls from parsippany

He’s got a Parsippany girl? He’s a mystic lamb

by buthead February 16, 2021


Purple mystic

A book a kid wrote on drugs, (he can’t write and he was high)

Otau: I’m high lemme write a book called purple mystic!
Johney: we are going to make fun of you for it!!!

by Omnipotent violet February 28, 2022


The Mystical Crew

A family friendly community that everyone adores and loves. It has been around for ages.

Ever heard of The Mystical Crew? I love it here! ~ Billy

by MysticalEdgy May 24, 2023


Mystical tree

The root where all wisdom is born.

The mystical tree enlightened me about what women really want!

by Sohn von mystical tree September 17, 2023


Mystic Tower

A sexual position in which both partners remain in a handstand position whilst copulating.
Usually takes a great deal of physical stamina and concentration.

Male 1 - "My arms feel like they're made of jelly dude"

Male 2 - " Yea, I heard about you doing the mystic tower last night with Sherry. You're the man."

by thesherlock24 June 8, 2010