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A nerd so unpopular at high school the other nerds refuse to socialize with him.
He is such an omega nerd he was never invited to play dungeons and dragons.
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omega is the last letter of the greek alphabet. alpha is the first letter. an omega male then is the "last" man. in essence, if you were to rank all the men in the world by their virtues (bravery, intelligence, leadership, generosity, etc.), an omega male altogether would be the worst, hence "last," of all men. none of these other definitions listed on here have much relation to the actual meaning of "omega male" - both as it's been used historically and as it's used currently, particularly the ones that list it as a positive quality and who don't seem to understand the significance of "omega." additionally, the word "omega male" usually refers to a category, rather than a single individual, of "last" men.
if someone says you're an omega male, they're literally saying that not just that every man on earth, save other similarly repugnant omega males, is better (i.e., more generous, braver, etc.) than you, but also, given being "last," that you don't really have these basic virtues at all. it's an insult, not a compliment.
contrast with: alpha male: (the first letter of the greek alphabet, hence "first" man.) effectively, an alpha male is first among men, the best of all men.
the alpha/omega rankings can be used with women as well and are, albeit less frequently.
I can't think of a single positive quality about X - he's a coward, a moron, a sloth, a miser, etc. - he's an omega male.
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An absolutely talented wrestler who had banger of matches in Japan. However, his best days are behind him.
Chris: Dude, Kenny Omega just added a 10th title to his collection, and had a match in AEW which Meltzer gave 10 stars. Why is he still not over?
Luke: Omega is a weeb. He'll never get over.
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Omega Gooning is when an individual reaches climax and screams "IM ABOUTA B....B.....B.B.B.B BBBBOOOIIIIDDDDD!!!!!" Typically when omega gooning an individual will be gooning normally until he views a specific piece of pornography and omega goons.
"IM ABOUTA TO OMEGA-GOONING!!! OMYGOD AGHGHGHGHGHG AHHHHHHH!!!!! *Splat* EEWWWWWW I JUST OMEGA GOONED ALL OVER MY DORITOES!!!!!!!!!! IMABOUTAHOPONDANBOID!!!!!!!!!! wait........... im about to...... imabouta....... BOID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *SPLAT GOOK SPLURP* OMYGOD I JUST BOIDED ALL OVER MUH CAT AGHGHGHGHGH!!!!!!!!!
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The act of surpassing all logic in any way possible. Usually, it's used to respond to something that could not have happened.
"Did you hear about that guy who jumped off a building and lived?"
"That's an Omega thing, man..."
"... Who's Omega?"
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Sniveling Omega
Jeff is such a weak, uninformed pussy. I totally dominate him. He is the definition of a sniveling omega.
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The final form of the ever popular Apple iPod. It is in pre-production phase at Apple headquarters. It will feature a new form of memory storage unique only to iPod Omegas. The memory is planned to hold 500,000 to possibly near a million songs. The Safari browser will be present, but Apple is setting up their own Omega internet server just for the iPod. Videos will return, as will Cover Flow technology, more advanced games, an entire E-mail account and browser, and production ideas are slated for a television reciever for the Omega. More ideas and specs are being added, because the Omega can be considered in pre-pre-production the only definite Omega only spec is the special Omega song memory.
The iPod Omega is the truly the dawn of a new age.
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