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A form of cock and ball torture that usually results in gonorrhea. It is usually referred to users as if it was a game. Some even refer to it as going postal in X-Patch.
I played some X-Patch with my girlfriend last night.
a skin disease that itches really bad.
My Harold patch is creepy and itchy and grosses out all the girls at the bar.
An unwanted patch of zits on the forehead.
Dang it! I have a pumpkin patch!
Group of nasty slutty bitches.
Look at that snatch patch over there
A extremely long period where everything that can go wrong does .
A extremely long period where everything that can go wrong does .
An item of clothing worn over one moob but not the other. Essentially an eyepatch, but for a moob.
Joe: What on earth is that? It's like half a bikini??
Josh: What a lovely moob patch you have!
Jack: Why thank you!
Josh: (eyes wide open in excitement) Oh my god I want one!