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A place where everyone sucks at life.
Full of sluts, and jackasses only looking for sluts.
A redneck town trying to be city.
Full of crazy farm girls and wild turkeys in apartment parking lots.
A place where everyone knows your name, and who you've slept with.
A shit hole breeding ground for scum bag losers.
All on the backdrop of a gorgeous Great Lake, PH has great potential but needs to vomit out the bullshit first!
And who can forget the wonderful Blue Water Bridges??? With a beautiful view of Canada's factory's
In the summertime, mixed in with the wonderful smell of fresh cut grass and cat piss!
Ah...home sweet home....
Bob - "So what do you think hell is like?"
Phil - "Have you ever been to Port Huron?"
Bob - "That bad huh?"
Phil - "No, Port Huron is worse"
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A place that is called a TRAP by anyone that has moved out.
Most people stay due to family obligations, but admit that they are stuck and can't leave without pissing off other "TRAPPED" people.
Great geography, but horrible infastructure. What city street this week is under construction and what bridge is stuck in the up position.
There is no work, so people drink. There is 49 bars, but not ONE industry that supports them. The useless people frequent these bars.
City Hall is called the Roche Bar, and to be honest it's the best place in the damn town.
How is it that this city, year after year and decade after decade is stuck behind the times. If you left PH in 2001 and came back now, the entire downtown looks the same.
And why hasn't someone dumped some money into the dump known as McMorran? Cause the entire place is a dump.
IF you are lucky enough to live there and go to college, let's hope school blesses you with enough sense to move south for work.
How's the 8 weeks of summer treating you all up there? I'll tell you that the 9 months of Summer down here sure is nice and there is jobs galore.
Port huron, lake huron, marysville
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1. hick town
2. little mexico
3. some little bum place in northern indiana
4. French for the door
Boy - Let's go over to La Porte
Other Boy - Why? We're already bored.
Girl - Let's go to La Porte
Friend - I don't speak spanish
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THE disgrace of the late 20th century and early 21st century. Port Power or "The Power" as their supporters* call them are the worst AFL team to have ever played the game. With the ugliest colours (black, teal and white) on their guernsey, even for a complete foreigner to the game would go for Port's opponent.
*Port Supporters: Feral, either absolutely no teeth or (in rare cases 1 or 2), severely outnumbered in their home state to the Adelaide Crows supporters. Also, Port supporters are known to be a part of many incestial abuse reports.
Port Supporter: "Hi Im a Port Power supporter im feral and have no teeth. there are heaps more crows fans than us port fans (HEY MUM whens our next daughter due?) .. Oh and my team sucks ass.
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A place out in BFE that nnobody goes to and everyone knows everyone. A country town of sugar beats and corn.
Person One: "I Live In Port Sanilac"
Person Two: "Your Live Where?"
Person One: "Like And Hour Away From Port Huron"
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Better clean out that Glider Port before I get there bizzole.
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1) A now cancelled soap opera set in Port Charles, NY which featured vampires who didn't sparkle and angels sent to stop them. It was cancelled due to poor ratings and causing overall confusion in it's viewers. It was a spin off of General Hospital
2) The fictional city where the soap opera General Hospital takes place. It is crime ridden, has a high child mortality rate, and it overall a bad place to live.
1) I wish that Port Charles was still on air. Caleb and Livie were hot!
2) Sonny Corinthos lives in Port Charles New York.
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